The field register for outdoor bowel movements
Leave no trace.
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NerdShit is where backcountry people log nature's call against nature's best views. Rate it one to five, post the view, pin the coordinates.
House rule: photos of the view. Never the deposit.
Gordon Gulch Emergency
40.0092° N, 105.4426° W · Not recorded
Poor planning, desperate times.
The scale
One to five peaks. Be honest.
Regrettable
Rushed, rough, or both. The view was the only good part.
Forgettable
Got the job done. Nobody needs to know where.
Respectable
A clean, unremarkable success. The baseline.
Remarkable
You would tell a friend. You might even go back.
Summit-worthy
Perfect timing, perfect view. The reason you hiked in.
Fresh logs
Just dropped, somewhere scenic.
How a log works
Rate it. Frame it. Pin it.
Rate it
One to five peaks, from Regrettable to Summit-worthy. Your honesty is the whole point.
Frame the view
Photograph what you were looking at. The landscape, never the deposit. Anything else gets removed.
Pin it
Drop the coordinates, or let your phone do it. Got a secret spot? Blur the pin up to 500 m.